WHY CAN'T WE LET GORILLAZ BE GREAT!?!?
No but seriously, last week began triumphantly with the Plastic Beach release, being number one in the midweek charts, generally brilliant reviews...and now?
They've been accused of plagiarizing Stylo from Eddy Grant, and Boyzone have stolen the top spot on the UK album charts!
OK Boyzone, one of you died. Fair play. There's really no way to beat the cache of a dead band member when it comes to the sentimentality of the UK album buying public. Just last year, a sad sack, abomination of a compilation album, Time To say Goodbye got to number 15 in the Tesco album charts (yes, people buy their albums at Tesco's now). Lame. It seems that British reality star Jade Goody's death needed a soundtrack, and my god did it get a rubbish one. So yeah, sentimentality will always win in Britain, and a "dead" cartoon character brought back as a robot just doesn't register high enough on the sympathy scale. Seriously, if you ever want to make a quick buck (pound) just release a version of Hallelujah after a high profile celebrity death in the UK and you're golden.
Sorry Gorillaz, better luck next time. Maybe try a posthumous greatest hits release; with a heart warming cover of "Fields of Gold" by Noodle and Susan Boyle.
OK so the plagiarism. No. No. No. Nopers.
Yes the songs sound similar in style and intent, and well, the beginning is pretty close, but I think using the same pre-fab Casio beats is not grounds for plagiarism. Sorry Eddy, it's a no-go. Maybe if they'd ripped off your Princess Diana memorial duet performed with Stephen Gately using the same technology that allowed Celine Dion to perform with Elvis you'd get some sympathy from the Brits.
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[NME]
[Gorillaz-Unofficial]
Monday, March 15, 2010
Has Murdoc been thieving? Boyzone certainly have.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Does this mean I have to like the NME again?

If Damon's back to mugging for the NME can we get more of this:
(I'd also like the free Suede flexidisc too)
Ugh, the fact that this was 16 years ago makes me feel sick. I'm old. In my day, the NME was printed on newsprint kiddies...
Do you think 1994 Damon would believe us if we told him he'd be in a cartoon band?
"Oi, 1994 Damon, I've come from the fuuuuture. Don't worry about that Stone Roses single, it was Love Spreads and it sucked, yeah Second Coming also sucked...Britpop's gonna be huge! Um, but, Blur never get that big in America except for one song they play at football games, yeah sorry... Oh, but you will make weird hip-hop influenced albums with a cartoon band. Yeah, um, no we won't need you to wistfully look out to sea with your t-shirt riding up... Nobody sees you in this band. Yes it does become big in America...but you'll have to share NME covers with a caaaartooooon."
Monday, March 8, 2010
2010, Year of Glam.
I just had a chance to listen to the new Groove Armada album, Black Light, and it's got a decidedly glam rock (and dare I say it, Disco) feel. Pair this with the new album from Gorillaz (I'm sure you've heard of them) and I think we've got the cultural references for 2010 sorted.
Welcome to 1974.
Bryan Ferry even makes an appearance on Black Light, just in case the influence of Roxy Music on the album wasn't clear enough. I, for one, am thrilled. I think it's high time that we got on this nostalgia trip.
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Murdoc: Gorillaz will "Raze Coachella to the ground"
The Gorillaz Camaro is at full speed, with the album set to drop in less than a week here in magic America. It's a special treat for us Gorillaz fans in the US, be it pasty British ex-pats like myself, or actual brilliant Americans. We were painfully shunned by Blur last year. This year we get our Damon Albarn fueled comeuppance; we get to see Murdoc, "Noodle", 2D (and Russel?) FIRST! Yeah, firsties. Suck it Europe and Japan.
In an interview with The Independent Murdoc Niccals; erstwhile metalhead, Gorillaz leader, and badass bass player, hints at the mind-blowing Californian show to come...
Actually it's funny because I was just thinking about this big concert I'm planning and all the espionage going on around it.
I'm not really prone to excitement, due to all the medication and everything, but this is really something! Something unbelievable. Something that we may even tour until we're skeletons...
We're doing Coachella, this fantastic festival in Palm Springs, near Los Angeles. Great golfing round there. It's like a big hot car park in the middle of the desert. And we've drafted in a whole slurry of big-name guest-stars, so check check check it out. 19 April. 2010. We're going to raze it to the ground.
(FYI, Gorillaz actually play April 18th.)
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Monday, March 1, 2010
The first listen verdict of Plastic Beach
It's the most Damon Albarn-y thing you've ever heard, the lack of an outside producer has preserved his quirky genius in its original rambling form. A mess of brilliance.
1. "Orchestral Intro" (featuring sinfonia ViVA)
- An Orchestral Intro, yes
2. "Welcome to the World of the Plastic Beach" (featuring Snoop Dogg and Hypnotic Brass Ensemble)
- Wish this was longer. I didn't think I'd love the Snoop track this much. The lazy beat is amazing... one of my faves.
3. "White Flag" (featuring Kano, Bashy and The Lebanese National Orchestra for Oriental Arabic Music)
- Aww, bless Bashy and Kano. I love the Lebanese Orchestra with GRIME. Needs some 2D
4. "Rhinestone Eyes"
- Perhaps one of the greatest Gorillaz tracks ever? I can see this launching 1,000 remixes right now...
5. "Stylo" (featuring Bobby Womack and Mos Def)
- 70's/80's electro tastic.
6. "Superfast Jellyfish" (featuring Gruff Rhys and De La Soul)
- Yo Gabba Gabba ready...
7. "Empire Ants" (featuring Little Dragon)
- All the Little Dragon tracks are sooo pretty, Damon sounds great, and oh, THE END!
8. "Glitter Freeze" (featuring Mark E. Smith)
- It's like Gary Glitter and Muse remade the Dr. Who theme and Mark E. Smith angrily wandered into the studio. Glam Rock City. EPIC.
9. "Some Kind of Nature" (featuring Lou Reed)
- Lou, 2D, pretty, piano, love. Most like Gorillaz of yore.
10. "On Melancholy Hill"
- Lovely. Not sure about the weird guitar shredding softly in the background...
11. "Broken"
- Just like the demo. Nice. Damon belts it out.
12. "Sweepstakes" (featuring Mos Def and Hypnotic Brass Ensemble)
- Cacophony plus Mos Def = A song you'll learn to love. The end gets all crunchy
13. "Plastic Beach" (featuring Mick Jones and Paul Simonon)
- Spaghetti Western beginning, 2D and Mick Jones harmonic ending.
14. "To Binge" (featuring Little Dragon)
- Another lovely Little Dragon one. Britpoppy.
15. "Cloud of Unknowing" (featuring Bobby Womack and sinfonia ViVA)
- Amazing left turn, Bobby is the man.
16. "Pirate Jet"
-70's glammy genius
NPR Exclusive First Listen: Gorillaz Plastic Beach in its entirety!
Oh no, I pressed play without getting settled, I don't have a lemonade, or a comfy beach chair in the shade! Must pause it to get my Plastic Beach listening party together...
Exciting-
NPR Exclusive First Listen: Gorillaz Plastic Beach
Friday, February 26, 2010
Gorillaz Plastic Beach mix
This mix is making me have the patience of a five year old. It all sounds so pretty, and very Damon. Think slightly sinister orchestration, beautiful vocal melodies, oh and brilliance.
Not long now...
My God, is Coachella going to be epic or what?
Gorillaz Plastic Beach Mix.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Gorillaz- Superfast Jellyfish
Listen to another track from Plastic Beach (Out March 8/9th). Super Fast Jellyfish features Gruff Rhys and De La Soul. It premiered today on Radio One, and the last minute is what makes it special. what do we think?
Listen to Superfast Jellyfish
Damon Albarn's NME Awards backstage interview
No laurel resting for Mr. Albarn. He talks UK Gorillaz shows, and why they won't be at Glasto this year.
LINK
Monday, February 22, 2010
"Murdoc's" Plastic Beach track-by-track commentary: 2-D breaks the cardinal rule of music snobbery, and Damon slips up.
Murdoc gave the NME the skinny on Plastic Beach in a track-by-track recap. In it we find out that 2-D has questionable TV viewing habits:
"Empire Ants' (feat. Little Dragon)
A moment’s peace amongst the rush. I sampled a lot of this from the theme music to Tomorrow’s World, and the vocalist is Yukimi Nagano from Little Dragon, an electronic band from Sweden.
It was actually 2D who got me into Little Dragon. He played me this lovely song of theirs called 'Twice', which he first heard on the TV show Grey's Anatomy."
Ugh. The first rule of music snobbery is that when you discover a cool band via a very uncool means (Grey's Anatomy, a Volkswagen commercial, Gossip Girl) you NEVER disclose the source! Just say you've "been into them for a while", or "they just popped up on my radar". Goddamn 2-D.
Tomorrow's World, however, is the shit. A perfectly acceptable, nay awesome, sample.
In the description for the track Plastic Beach Damon slips up, revealing either:
A) Damon is Murdoc
B) Murdoc is Damon
C) Damon's not that great at keeping up the Gorillaz facade.
Murdoc apparently masterminded The Good The Bad And The Queen. Oh did you Murdoc? DID YOU?
"`Plastic Beach' (featuring Mick Jones and Paul Simonon)
It’s a special moment for fans of Gorillaz and the Clash. How did this come about? Well, I had commandeered Paul Simonon from the Good, The Bad And The Queen. And it made sense."
Alright, so I'm being pedantic. Honestly the description of these tracks is making me excited beyond belief for the album's release.
For a more impartial track-by-track description read Drowned In Sounds brilliantly in-depth recap.
EDIT: I read this line: "I had commandeered Paul Simonon from the Good, The Bad And The Queen. And it made sense" as "I had commandeered Paul Simonon FOR the Good, The Bad And The Queen. And it made sense"
I take it back, illusion intact. Sorry Damon (although this is obviously you writing these comments). I thought Murdoc was saying he got Paul for The Good The Bad And The Queen, but he got him FROM them. Oops
Whatevs, Grey's Anatomy still sucks, you can't get out of that one.
Monday, February 15, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Official Plastic Beach Orchestral Trailer: How much is it to buy a condo? Is it a timeshare?
There are many reasons to love Gorillaz, one of the main ones (in my opinion) is that they're absolutely bonkers. Check out the orchestral trailer for Plastic Beach. Yeah, what?
Gorillaz - Plastic Beach Orchestral Trailer
Gorillaz | MySpace Music Videos
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Lou Reed, Gorillaz Style
Here's Lou's Gorillaz look. He's going to be on Plastic Beach, did you hear? I've only written about it a million times.
This pic reminds me of the film Labyrinth. You know how Sarah's bedroom has all those dolls and toys that are brought to life in the Labyrinth, but at the end it's all like "was it just a dream, was she just imagining it?" You know, the Jareth blow up doll, the Hoggle trapper keeper and such? Well Lou's got a wee Plastic Beach in his glass, and teeny Gorillaz dolls in a bowl. Is he going to wake up tomorrow and think Murdoc was all a dream? Is 2D going to reappear to instigate a dance party in his room for one last hurrah (while we all know it was really imagined, but we humor him?) Have I watched Labyrinth too much? Maybe, but whatever, YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME.
I have no idea why I just wrote about a David Bowie movie whilst describing an illustration of Lou Reed. Oh wait, I remember.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Gorillaz Q cover, studio videos

Q's Gorillaz edition is out now in the UK. You'll probably be able to pick one up in the next couple weeks if you're in the US at a Borders or something for $10.
Click here to see QTV's exclusive footage of Gorillaz in the studio, featuring Paul Simonon and Mick Jones.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
New Groove Armada track with Bryan Ferry ends the day with even more impossibly good new music
Shameless from Groove Armada's upcoming album Black Light is on RCRDLBL to download. It is effortlessly elegant, and it's retro 70's nostalgia makes it sound quite at home alongside Gorillaz' Stylo.
Stereogum posts new Plastic Beach tracklist
What? No Horrors? Ah well, this looks pretty definitive. Sinfonia ViVA (the orchestra from the Midlands, who I assume are on the "Electric Shock" demo) were all but confirmed.
Mick Jones and Paul Simonon! What!? A Clash reunion (of sorts) only Damon could pull that off.
Little Dragon are a Swedish electronic group. The rest are pretty self explanatory.
01 "Orchestral Intro" (featuring Sinfonia ViVA)
02 "Welcome To The World Of The Plastic Beach" (feat. Snoop Dogg & Hypnotic Brass Ensemble)
03 "White Flag" (feat. Kano, Bashy & The National Orchestra For Arabic Music)
04 "Rhinestone Eyes"
05 "Stylo" (feat. Bobby Womack & Mos Def)
06 "Superfast Jellyfish" (feat. Gruff Rhys & De La Soul)
07 "Empire Ants" (feat. Little Dragon)
08 "Glitter Freeze" (feat. Mark E Smith)
09 "Some Kind Of Nature" (feat. Lou Reed)
10 "On Melancholy Hill"
11 "Broken"
12 "Sweepstakes" (feat. Mos Def & Hypnotic Brass Ensemble)
13 "Plastic Beach" (feat. Mick Jones & Paul Simonon)
14 "To Binge" (feat. Little Dragon)
15 "Cloud Of Unknowing" (feat. Bobby Womack and Sinfonia ViVA)
16 "Pirate Jet"
[Stereogum]
Gorillaz.com widget, EMI should just sponsor my blog
scroll down to the right on the sidebar, there it shall stay. You're welcome EMI
Official Gorillaz youtube posts Stylo
Now I've had time to digest this, I think this is going to be a divisive Gorillaz album. I, however, am going to be on team "THIS IS AWESOME".
This just sounds so cool, especially when Bobby Womack starts belting it out. So disco-funk, soul, hip hop, electro jamz, brilliant.
Yep, Saturday Night Fever on acid sounds about right.
Listen to Stylo here. Thanks to Laure for the link.
Also, check gorillaz.com out...it's brand spanking newness might blind you.







