Train your cat right up for the revolution!

What's that I hear you ask? What if my cat gets drafted? What if my cat needs to protect itself from the cats down the street? How can I sate my cats need for a bloody revolution?
Well your prayers have been answered! Your cat can become the ruler of the UNIVERSE (read: living room) in its own hand crafted tank! Folded from cardboard by your own loving hands!

Suck UK has had this on its "coming soon" bit for ages. I can't stand the wait so I thought aww f it, I'll just post this now!

So look out for this coming soon from Suck UK!
Cat Play Tank
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and for for you to wear once your cat becomes all powerful.....

obey the kitty t-shirt/ bumper sticker.
The revolution has already begun!