I don't even have a bike yet...and I'm already accessorizing..

I really want a bike, I see all the cool kids in their gangs, thundering down the street, and I think yeah, that could be me. O.K well maybe I'd be a bit more like that old lady I saw outside Starbucks this morning, noodling down the sidewalk at .02 mph. Maybe she wants to be in my bike gang?
Anyway, I don't want a flashy bike...I like those old Schwinns that have the "s" on the seat and are all rusty.
There's only about two months left for sane people to ride a bike in Chicago, so I'd better step to it.
In anticipation of my bike (that I really might not get because I'm scared of Chicago drivers) I'm already accessorizing it in my head:

Kick ass reflective stickers-

Suck UK

And a rad basket!-

A+R