Damon Albarn's Honest Jon's Revue...tickets still available.

So I have just been through the motions of a totally hypothetical internet journey called "lets pretend I have enough money to book flights to NY and get a ticket to Damon Albarn's Honest Jon's revue". It's a spirit crushing game really, especially when step one is seeing that to fly there would be $300, and step two shows you that there's still tickets available up front...and they're only $50.00.
So anyway for folks in NY, or anyone who has some spare cash to fly there...GO TO THIS! SELL IT OUT YOU FOOLS! At least if it's sold out I can feel better that I couldn't have got a ticket anyway, but with all these available tickets being bandied about, it's going to force me to do something very stupid with a couple of credit cards.
It'll be good, I promise.
So I guess this is a bit of a hiccup in my quest for total domination over all Damon appearances in the U.S. My only consolation being that small glimpse I got of him last weekend at Monkey: Journey To The West (which was amazing...see earlier posts!)
For tickets: Honest Jon's Revue Lincoln Center