Imagine the beeping noises of news coming over the wire...and settle in for a few ridiculous tabloidy tales of Damon Albarn this week....








1. Apparently a collaboration between Damon and Lily Allen is not gonna happen because..erm...well...Lily's a bit talentless (not much going on upstairs?)
According to:
The NME
Gigwise UK

2. The Sun is reporting that they have talked to Damon about the Blur reunion, and he has said that they all hate him so it won't happen. Yeah...I doubt that Damon gave an interview to the Sun...FAKE! (I do believe that the reunion won't happen though).

3. And finally a nice story about Damon's talents and not his supposed feuds. A version of Monkey: Journey To The West is going to be performed in London for free to celebrate the Chinese new year!
This Is London.